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WEIGHT

Between 500 (size 31) and 900 (size 47) grams

LIFESPAN

Depends on how much you eat and how clumsy you are. For normal people: a lifetime.

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LEATHER

A big part of your sandal is made from cow. Why? It ensures high quality shoes for years, makes them comfortable and reduces the smell of sweaty feet in summer.

AIR

The nice fresh breeze in the sandals is made of a nice sea air. Right? That's up to you.warning-hol*shi!t-sandals

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WARNING

Wearing Hol*Sh!t sandals can result in hundreds of fans and if you do not watch out, even in a forced marriage.

SOLE

Made of EVA. What you should know is that EVA ensures a firm grip and contains in best condition for years. Want to know more? Search for the words Ethylene-vinyl Acetate in Wikipedia.

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Check how it’s made

It takes a while before your sandals end up in a box on your doorstep. Want to know more about the production?

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Do you have what it takes?

Not everyone has what it takes to be pigheaded and wear Hol*Sh!t sandals with pride. Other people may react differently or may be confused. They may laugh or even worse, make fun of you. But remember one thing… They are just envious of you going your own way. Anyway, this is just a warning. Therefore, ask yourself one question before ordering a pair of Hol* Sh!t sandals… “Am I sure?”. If so, order them right away. If not, take our short quiz to find out if you have what it takes.

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